i couldnt sleep last nite cos there was an ENORMOUS flying cockroach in my room!!!! i apologize for my language but HELL, it was freaky!! seriously, i went hysteria.
i know its prolly nothing to some ppl out there, but, I FARKING HATE COCKROACHES!! like HATE "HATE" them. totally HATE them with passion!!! generally, i just HATE BUGS!! especially those 'flying' bugs!!
omg!! i freaked out last nite and acted like a deranged woman.
first, it was on my bathroom sliding window. i attempted to slide it open but it started flyin about for like 10 minutes or so. i totally freaked out, jumped out, screamed out loud and had goosebumps all over. i ran to the kitchen and rummaged every corner for 'Baygon' spray - trusted for its effectiveness in exterminating any pesticide (hey. free online marketing here ^.^)
nways, i rushed back to my room cos i wanted to kill that bastard ASAP but it went flying about in my bedroom. ARghhh!!!! seriously, i tell u. they are blind as bats. it js flew around like nobody's business hitting the wall, the closet, the wall (again), the closet (again) and it finally landed at the top corner of my study table.
my hands were shaking and i didnt even dare to go near it even tho it was way up there. i tried to aim for it but my whole body froze. i was js standing approx 5 metres away with the can on my hands and i still couldnt bring myself to move a step closer. man~ i was WEAK!! damn it!
my legs were like marshmallows.
my brain wasnt functioning.
my hands suddenly turned to jelly.
oh my effing god!! i swear i needed help!! i should have called the 'All Pest Exterminators' to tear my room down, hunt it and KEeeeeeeL it!!
there u go. i could've even begin my very own 'Operation Keel-a-cock-roach"
hmmmm... wat if the roach wasnt there? *hehe*
that stooopid pest was out of sight after that. it prolly went behind / into / somewhere in the boxes and it neva came back out. DARN!!! i was sitting by my bed waiting for it to pop its whiskers out? sadly, it neva happened.
FINE!
after all that frenziness for no reason, i took my shower and before i went to bed, i checked again. no news from that stooopid pest.
so i jumped into bed, but im still bothered that the yucky black flying shit is sleeping in the same room with me. my brilliant solution was to wrapped myself nicely with my warm blanket from head to toe leaving a small space for me to breathe, JUST in case the shitty bug dun fly around me and drop on my face.
EEeeEEeewwwwww!!!
i would scream my lungs out and then pass out. when i wake up, i will drown myself in 'Dettol'.
wat a disturbing adventure for me.
hah!
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